STARTERS
(Information)
Synopsis
Paolo is a wannabe TV chef who's online series fails to attract any viewers, forcing him to become a part-time assassin. His eccentric, controversial behaviour is in complete contradiction to his wholesome TV personality.
Genre
Paolo is a dark comedy with plenty of action. Thrills, spills and comedic kills are the order of the day.
Audience
Paolo is for adults only. With sex, drugs, gruesome deaths and plenty of foul language in English and Italian.
Message
Paolo is a comical look at how the desperation for success can blind a person to the immorality sometimes needed to attain it but how loneliness is often the biggest contributing factor to a loss of morality.
MAIN COURSE
(Episodes 1-6)
Re-Light Paolo's Fire
Paolo's failing internet career and money problems cause a breakdown of epic proportions.
Can't Kill, Won't Kill
Sexy Bum offers Paolo money and bum sex to kill her love rival.
Recipe for Death
With his best friend dead, Paolo swears vengeance on Sexy Bum.
Old Flames
When a shock offer comes in from a top TV Executive, Paolo has to decide whether he wants to continue his new career or re-ignite his old one.
Paying the Bill
After killing 3 members of the Italian Mafia, Paolo is a wanted assassin and is informed he has to pay off a cool £1 million to be left alone.
Secret Ingredients
Paolo is disillusioned and distraught at the pain he has caused and is left suicidal. As he is about to end it all, he meets a person from his past who changes his perspective on everything.
Paolo
Eccentric, Italian chef who just wants to be famous and loved. His devastating passion, schizophrenic behaviour and unpredictable, uncontrollable emotions make him uniquely entertaining. Slightly sexist, very sexual, slightly homophobic, slightly homosexual.
Claude
Clueless French tramp who Paolo befriends and mimics to give himself advice he wants to hear.
Dead Claude
Paolo's dead friend who is kept and mimicked by Paolo as he seeks advice for himself.
Sexy Bum
Seemingly harmless lady who turns out to be the world's most deadly assassin.
Oldie Woldie
Caring old woman who offers guidance and help to Paolo but holds a shocking secret.
DESSERT
(Characters)
Paulo's Assassination Outfit....
